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February 23, 2006
Macho Man
To: Jennie
From: Anon
Date: 24/07/05
Subject: Smile
Hi there ..seems like ur wait is over! 'cause I got curious on your profile. Well girls have found me a real macho! but I care a lot for intelligence and honesty! but you you've got to see yourself as opinions are benign! My vitals - Male, a Consultant, 26yrs - 6ft. Write to me at ________@hotmail.com with your proper mailid and we will carry on from there. But speed is important to me as is confidence, in the reply too! Take care and have a great day or night, depending on when u open this..
What The F***
To: Jennie
From: David
Date: 29/06/05
Subject:Your ad
Let me introduce myself, my name is David. I am 5'9", caucasian, dark brown hair, hazel eyes, height and weight in proportion, don't smoke, have a drink once in awhile, no children, college graduate. I like making new friends, building friendships. Disco music I like, you can dance!Went and saw the movies, Lake Placid and Deep Blue Sea, both are good movies.
I went to Clark County Fair today. It was fun and interesting. They had a thrill ride simulator, a flight simulator, a this wall of rock to climb, fun house, rock n roll house with videos in it, saw goats with no ears, saw this spa that looked cool, it also had a built in tv to watch while you relax.
David
I like to go out to dinner, candlelight dinners, movies, walking on the beach, amusement parks, a walk around the lake on a moonlit night.
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Cliche Alert
To: Jennie
From: Anon
Date: 14/08/05
Subject: Smile
Well your ad does sound nice....and I am looking for new friends (and maybe more? (s) :) As for me... I am 35...5ft 10... 175lbs... very short brown hair and hazel eyes. I am very much a romantic and enjoy walks on the beach...candlelit dinners....long drives to nowhere... (you get the picture) :) I would love to make some new friends to enjoy life with, go out and play.....etc :).I really hope to hear from you if your interested :)
Grow Some Balls Fella
To: Jennie
From: Anon
Date: 06/09/05
Subject: Your ad
What would I see if I was to look into your eyes? WOuld I see a angel soul, with a passion that can cure the dying love? Could I see forever wihtin you & never once be afraid of what I should happen to see?If I was to look within your heart what would I see? Would I see all the years of your life & the happyness within it..Or would I see the tinge of a devil waiting to touch my soul & forever take me into your arms?
Untill our words & souls meet again I shall await you.. Until then...
Hopeless Romatic, Your Said It.
To: Jennie
From: Anon
Date: 09/10/05
Subject: Your ad
You have a warm & most captivating smile. It rivals the sun in radiance...How do you feel about long talks about life?
Saturday at a museum?
International films?
Cider & Potato skins?
I am a hopeless romantic. If I sound sappy, it's only because bad people have abused good words...
Voyager Of Love
To: Jennie
From: Daejin
Date: 19/11/05
Subject: I saw your personal
Who am I ? Yet, but a voyager of love on his last pilgrimage, in search of the thing that has eluded him ever so long.....the precious stone emerald called love. Shall we dream my dear..dream a perfect dream.... A dream with no tears.... A dream of shooting stars and bright glowing comets,full of fantasy and mystic awe,come with me.. Sweet and lovely is your scent, precious and sensuate are your words to me, A divine dance of destiny, A celebration of passion and true love, Your love given to me by the Heavens....oh sweet gentle blessing, I stand,captivated by her beauty..her aura..her entrancing fragrance, Blessed by her presence, for I am but,a lonely poet seeking his soulmate.. and thirsting for love. I await your reply to awaken me out of this perfect dream, this perfect dream of you...Hi,
My name is Daejin, I'm a medical graduate currently in Temple Univ. doing a master's degree in Public Health and Epidemiology.I read your personal and seemed like a person I'd like to get know. Maybe we could get better acquainted.Let me know. Hope to talk to you soon. My Email address is ______@___.com
Lone Lion Of Lametown
To: Jennie
From: sergio
Date: 20/04/05
Subject: Dear mysterious stranger
Dear
Mysterious
Stranger,
if You really
are interested
in conversation
with Lone Lion
of Beautiful Princeton,
You can see
his portraits,
listen his music,
read his verse...
And, in general,
discover some more
of his person at: [URL deleted]
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Bad Romantic Fiction
To: Jennie
From: Sergio
Date: 20/11/05
Subject: Your ad
hi, i'm 26 also. i think there is something very sexy about you, can't put my finger on it yet but i will when we meet. i am charming 6' , intelligent and besides that,cute. why should we meet? i could try to romance you through email but why waste your time. i am exciting, i love spur of the moment activities. could you handle me scooping you up into my arms as a train is about to arrive and begin to kiss you as the doors open, me walking us into the train, still holding and kissing you and not putting you down for like 2 minutes in front of everyone? sounds crazy, but also once in a lifetime also. take a chance, meet me. i like driving fast also, possibly we could ride upstate on a sunday or something. i eagerly await your response.sergio ;)
In Your Dreams
To: Jennie
From: Anon
Date: 26/02/05
Subject: Your ad
I am a 36 y/o male...who would love to hear you scream my name while we make passionate love... watch the expression on your face while i orally satisfy every fantasy you ever imagined your pussy could handle...I would love to have the priveledge...of teaching you the joy of love making...if your curious please reply...
4th Degree Asshole
To: Jennie
From: Anon
Date: 10/11/05
Subject: would love to meet and 69 with you.. really no joke.. :)
Hi I'm a 28 year old prof. white male, 5'10, 175 lbs, athletic build, 4th degree black belt Karate instructor, my last girlfriend wasn't into sex as much as I was - so I need to have some endurance sex!! I love to 69 all ways.. to have a woman wrap her legs around my neck as I grab both my forearms and burry my head deep inside her wetness! as she jerks my fat (1 3/4" - 2" diameter) manhood in her mouth! sorry about the sex introduction, but it's been a little while and I let my imagination run wild.. :) I hope you don't think I'm a bid jerk for writing that.. if you want to pursue meeting, I can send a pic if you interested and we can take it from there. I live in NJ, but would travel to see you..hope to hear back from you..
here is a pic, I hope you like it
A Little Too Explicit
To: Jennie
From: Max
Date: 17/04/05
Subject: Just for fun
Hi, My Name Is Max.I'm A Handsome, Mature, Self-Confident, Professional Masseur, Specializing In Sensual Swedish Massage. I Live And Work In Upper Bucks Co. Where My Client Base Is Located. I Set My Own Schedule And Would Have No Problem Meeting Yours.
I'm A Warm, Erotic, And Completely Uninhibited Man,
Who Is Very Adept At Bringing A Woman To Complete Sexual Bliss, Through Fantasy Fulfillment, Role Playing, And Multiple Orgasms. I Believe That A Woman Is Like A Sensual, Delicate, Rare, And Very Special Flower,
Whose Passion Increases With Each Unfolding Orgasm, Until, At Last, She Reaches Full Bloom In Orgasmic Nirvana!
By Being Extremely Sensitive, To My Lovers Needs, And Expressing My Own, In The Heat Of Lust, I've Learned The Art Of "Great Sex!"
After All, If It Wasn't For "Great Sex," We Would All Be Bored, Wouldn't We?!
If You Are The Kind Of Woman That You Sound Like, And Are Truly Yearning For Something Beyond The Mundane, Then Contact Me, And We Can Take It From There!
In The Meantime, Here's A Little Fantasy Spice To Get You Nice And Moist Between The Legs!
First We Will Loosen Up A Little With Some Fine Wine, And Music, While We Talk, And Pet, And Get Intimate With Each Other For A Bit. Then We'll Kiss Softly At First, And I'll Tease Your Neck With My Tongue, And Softly Caress Your Wonderful Breasts, And Titillate Your Delicate, Sensitive Nipples, Until They Stand Straight Up At Attention. Then I'll Run My Tongue Down Your Neck And Draw Circles Around Your Rock Hard Nipples And Flick Them Ever So Lightly With My Tongue, Until They're Steel Hard And Hot, And Your Breathing Becomes Heavy, And Your Lovely P_Ssy Starts To Drip With Love Juice. And All The While You'll Be Rubbing My Stiff C_Ck And Balls Through My Pants, And You'll Feel My C_Ck Trying To Rip It's Way Through My Pants.
You'll Fell My C_Ck
Throbbing, Growing, And Pulsing, And You'll Want It, But You Can't Have It Just Yet! Not Until I Make You C_M First! I'll Work My Lips, And Tongue Slowly Down Your Fine Torso, Licking And Kissing My Way To Your Steaming, Sweet Little P_Ssy, And Then I'll Eat Your Beautiful, Sweet P_Ssy,
And Make You C_M, And C_M, And C_M...
And After You C_M, And C_M, And C_M,
And Your Hot Little Clean Shaven P_Ssy
Is All Glistening Form My Mouth And Your Love Juice, I'll Stand In Front Of You So You Can Open My Pants And Catch My Hard, Throbbing C_Ck, And My Balls In Your Soft Hands
Then, I Want You To Lick My Balls With Your Hot, Flickering Tongue, And Suck My Throbbing C_Ck With Your Soft Lips And Juicy Mouth, And Make Me Shoot My Boiling C_M
Right Down Your Throat, While You Squeeze My Balls To Get Every Last Drop!
Then, Just Before We Come Down From Our Cosmic Sexual High, I'll Lick Your Tender Inner Thighs, And Slowly Work My Way Up To That Gorgeous, Sweet, Little, Wet "Honey Pot" Of Yours, And Kiss, Lick, And Tongue F_Ck Your Hot, Wet Hole. Then I'll Lick My Way Around To Your Tight, Virgin Assh_Le, And Lick It, And Tongue F_Ck It, While I Finger F_Ck Your P_Ssy, And Play With Your Clit, Until You Feel Like The Top Of Your Head Is Ready To Explode! And While I'm Bathing Myself In Your Wet Delight, I'll Be Mouth F_Cking You With My Rock Hard C_Ck, To Muffle Your Screams Of Ecstasy! Then, When Your Soooo Hot You Can't Stand It, I'll Slide The Tip Of My Pulsing C_Ck Just Inside Your Juicy C*Nt Lips, And Tease Your P_Ssy With My Purple C_Ckhead, Until You Beg Me To F_Ck You, "Harder, Harder, Harder!"
And, Because I Know You Love Dirty Talk, You Hot Little C_Cksucking Bitch, I'll Make You My F_Ck Slave, And We'll F_Ck Each Other In Every Position Known To The Lust Gods, And I'll Pound Your Dripping P_Ssy With My Steel Hard C_Ck, And Lick And Fondle Your Perfect T-Ts, And Finger F_Ck Your Assh_Le, Until You Can't C_M Anymore, You Adorable Little Slut!
Then, When There's So Much P_Ssy Cream Coating My C_Ck, And Dripping Down On Your Assh_Le, I'll Spread Those Fine, Tight Buns Of Yours, And Slowly Insert My Helmet Into Your Virgin Assh_Le, And Tease You With My C_Ck, Until You Scream For Me To F_Ck Your Ass, You Little Anal Wh_Re! And F_Ck Your Ass I Will!
Sliding My Meat In And Out, Deeper And Deeper Into Your Hot, Tight Assh_Le, Giving You So Much Pleasure, You Hot Little Anal B_Tch, That You Will Be Tearing The Mattress Apart With Your Teeth! And, Before I'm Ready To C_M, I'll Turn You Over, And Put My Dick Into Your Wet Mouth, And Hold Your Head And Skull F_Ck You While You Kneel In Front Of Me, Pushing My Huge C_Ck, Deeper And Deeper Into Your Waiting Mouth, Until It Touches The Back Of Your Throat, And The Spit Flows Out Of Your C_Mfilled Mouth Like F_Cking Niagara Falls! And, You'll Be Tasting Your Hot F_Cking P_Ssy Juices While I F_Ck Your Mouth! Then, When I'm Ready To C_M, I'll Tell You To Squeeze My Balls, And I'll Shoot My Mother Load All Over Your Beautiful, C_Cksucking Face, While You Pump My Meat With Your Horny, Little Hand To Milk Out Every Drop Of Steaming C_M, While My Whole Body Quakes With My Powerful Release!
Then, We'll Lay Next To Each Other And Trace Nasty Shapes In My Man Nectar On Your Face With Our Fingers, While Our Hearts Pound In Ecstasy! And That's Just The First Time We Make Love!
Are You Wet Yet!!??
Do You Want To Know What We Do In The Shower?
Max ;O)
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What's Not To Like
To: Jennie
From: Anon
Date: 17/04/05
Subject: Your ad
i dont think i would fit in too well; both you & the group sound like perfectly decent people- and im not sure if thats really what im looking for. i like a pretty sketchy scene, weird nightclubs, weirder people, all night parties, hard drugs, raves, mindless & casual sex (which seems to be mostly a myth, tho im still looking into it :) , petty criminals etc etc- your group sounds much more, ah, genteel (and saner, of course, i dont particulrly feel like trying to defend my tastes either).
Dime A Dozen
To: Jennie
From: Dx
Date: 01/02/05
Subject: Your ad
Girl... I don't see what's so special about you. Going to flee market? Driving really fast? Do you really consider these as real attributes? You are a dime a dozen! I DON'T mean to be offensive, just want to point out the obvious. Me? I am no one special. I just live my life to the fullest. dx
What's Wrong With Intelligent Conversation?
To: Jennie
From: Cesar
Date: 31/13/05
Subject: Your ad
But you know, I'm so tired of reading all these corny ads from women like you. What do you mean with "I want inteligent conversation OR I won't respond"???? SO WHAT if you don't respond!!! How "inteligent" does a simple conversation has to be???? WHAT, you want to chat about Einstein's theory of relativity? Charles Darwin thearoy of Evolution????? What happened to simple, down to earth chat...small talk...besides, it's difficult to have a FULL "conversation" through a computer. I'm not answering your ad because I'm interested in hearing from you(I know if I had ATTEMPTED to write you, because you are attractive, you would've deleted it without a courteous "no thankyou"). I'm writing you just to share a comment and NOT to insult you. To share a FACT.Good luck finding inteligent conversation:)
Cesar
What A Charmer
To: Jennie
From: Anon
Date: 20/11/05
Subject: Your ad
...I am impressed!LOL
You are really one pathetic and desperate person. I guess in your daily life, you must be a very annoying and high strung loser.
Good luck in your pathetic search.
I'm Not Bitter
To: Jennie
From: Anon
Date: 13/08/05
Subject: Your ad
With all due respect, Attractive, Intelligent, and Creative is a little on the unlikely side. Attractive people (I mean model attractive) usually don't have personalities because they get everything based on their looks. In other words, don't hold your breath on that one
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Warped Individual
To: Jennie
From: Anon
Date: 10/01/05
Subject: Your ad
my sense of humor is rather warped so is you face id f*ck you but i wouldend know which end to stick it in
Boring Haiku?
To: Jennie
From: Anon
Date: 19/05/05
Subject: Your ad
Reason to respond:I will light up your life.
End of story.
Boring Sailor
To: Jennie
From: Steve
Date: 01/10/04
Subject: Your ad
Hi my name is Steve. I am 28 years old and 6'1" tall 200 pounds with brown hair. Looking for a nice girl that dosent care about how much money i make or some kind of yuppy statice. I am just a nomal fun loving person who likes the water and boats. What ever maybe i will hear from you later. Steve
I Own 1000s of CDs
To: Jennie
From: Anon
Date: 12/10/04
Subject: Your ad
i dont fit your criteria exactly but i share a lot of your interests in collectibles, music etc. as i work in entertainment and have a lot of the same interests, like i have thousands of records and cds, have been to more than one awards show and went to lots of rock concerts in my lifetime.is this sufficient to begin a dialogue?




