A Little Too Explicit

To: Jennie
From: Max
Date: 17/04/05
Subject: Just for fun

Hi, My Name Is Max.

I'm A Handsome, Mature, Self-Confident, Professional Masseur, Specializing In Sensual Swedish Massage. I Live And Work In Upper Bucks Co. Where My Client Base Is Located. I Set My Own Schedule And Would Have No Problem Meeting Yours.

I'm A Warm, Erotic, And Completely Uninhibited Man,

Who Is Very Adept At Bringing A Woman To Complete Sexual Bliss, Through Fantasy Fulfillment, Role Playing, And Multiple Orgasms. I Believe That A Woman Is Like A Sensual, Delicate, Rare, And Very Special Flower,

Whose Passion Increases With Each Unfolding Orgasm, Until, At Last, She Reaches Full Bloom In Orgasmic Nirvana!

By Being Extremely Sensitive, To My Lovers Needs, And Expressing My Own, In The Heat Of Lust, I've Learned The Art Of "Great Sex!"

After All, If It Wasn't For "Great Sex," We Would All Be Bored, Wouldn't We?!

If You Are The Kind Of Woman That You Sound Like, And Are Truly Yearning For Something Beyond The Mundane, Then Contact Me, And We Can Take It From There!

In The Meantime, Here's A Little Fantasy Spice To Get You Nice And Moist Between The Legs!

First We Will Loosen Up A Little With Some Fine Wine, And Music, While We Talk, And Pet, And Get Intimate With Each Other For A Bit. Then We'll Kiss Softly At First, And I'll Tease Your Neck With My Tongue, And Softly Caress Your Wonderful Breasts, And Titillate Your Delicate, Sensitive Nipples, Until They Stand Straight Up At Attention. Then I'll Run My Tongue Down Your Neck And Draw Circles Around Your Rock Hard Nipples And Flick Them Ever So Lightly With My Tongue, Until They're Steel Hard And Hot, And Your Breathing Becomes Heavy, And Your Lovely P_Ssy Starts To Drip With Love Juice. And All The While You'll Be Rubbing My Stiff C_Ck And Balls Through My Pants, And You'll Feel My C_Ck Trying To Rip It's Way Through My Pants.

You'll Fell My C_Ck

Throbbing, Growing, And Pulsing, And You'll Want It, But You Can't Have It Just Yet! Not Until I Make You C_M First! I'll Work My Lips, And Tongue Slowly Down Your Fine Torso, Licking And Kissing My Way To Your Steaming, Sweet Little P_Ssy, And Then I'll Eat Your Beautiful, Sweet P_Ssy,

And Make You C_M, And C_M, And C_M...

And After You C_M, And C_M, And C_M,

And Your Hot Little Clean Shaven P_Ssy

Is All Glistening Form My Mouth And Your Love Juice, I'll Stand In Front Of You So You Can Open My Pants And Catch My Hard, Throbbing C_Ck, And My Balls In Your Soft Hands

Then, I Want You To Lick My Balls With Your Hot, Flickering Tongue, And Suck My Throbbing C_Ck With Your Soft Lips And Juicy Mouth, And Make Me Shoot My Boiling C_M

Right Down Your Throat, While You Squeeze My Balls To Get Every Last Drop!

Then, Just Before We Come Down From Our Cosmic Sexual High, I'll Lick Your Tender Inner Thighs, And Slowly Work My Way Up To That Gorgeous, Sweet, Little, Wet "Honey Pot" Of Yours, And Kiss, Lick, And Tongue F_Ck Your Hot, Wet Hole. Then I'll Lick My Way Around To Your Tight, Virgin Assh_Le, And Lick It, And Tongue F_Ck It, While I Finger F_Ck Your P_Ssy, And Play With Your Clit, Until You Feel Like The Top Of Your Head Is Ready To Explode! And While I'm Bathing Myself In Your Wet Delight, I'll Be Mouth F_Cking You With My Rock Hard C_Ck, To Muffle Your Screams Of Ecstasy! Then, When Your Soooo Hot You Can't Stand It, I'll Slide The Tip Of My Pulsing C_Ck Just Inside Your Juicy C*Nt Lips, And Tease Your P_Ssy With My Purple C_Ckhead, Until You Beg Me To F_Ck You, "Harder, Harder, Harder!"

And, Because I Know You Love Dirty Talk, You Hot Little C_Cksucking Bitch, I'll Make You My F_Ck Slave, And We'll F_Ck Each Other In Every Position Known To The Lust Gods, And I'll Pound Your Dripping P_Ssy With My Steel Hard C_Ck, And Lick And Fondle Your Perfect T-Ts, And Finger F_Ck Your Assh_Le, Until You Can't C_M Anymore, You Adorable Little Slut!

Then, When There's So Much P_Ssy Cream Coating My C_Ck, And Dripping Down On Your Assh_Le, I'll Spread Those Fine, Tight Buns Of Yours, And Slowly Insert My Helmet Into Your Virgin Assh_Le, And Tease You With My C_Ck, Until You Scream For Me To F_Ck Your Ass, You Little Anal Wh_Re! And F_Ck Your Ass I Will!

Sliding My Meat In And Out, Deeper And Deeper Into Your Hot, Tight Assh_Le, Giving You So Much Pleasure, You Hot Little Anal B_Tch, That You Will Be Tearing The Mattress Apart With Your Teeth! And, Before I'm Ready To C_M, I'll Turn You Over, And Put My Dick Into Your Wet Mouth, And Hold Your Head And Skull F_Ck You While You Kneel In Front Of Me, Pushing My Huge C_Ck, Deeper And Deeper Into Your Waiting Mouth, Until It Touches The Back Of Your Throat, And The Spit Flows Out Of Your C_Mfilled Mouth Like F_Cking Niagara Falls! And, You'll Be Tasting Your Hot F_Cking P_Ssy Juices While I F_Ck Your Mouth! Then, When I'm Ready To C_M, I'll Tell You To Squeeze My Balls, And I'll Shoot My Mother Load All Over Your Beautiful, C_Cksucking Face, While You Pump My Meat With Your Horny, Little Hand To Milk Out Every Drop Of Steaming C_M, While My Whole Body Quakes With My Powerful Release!

Then, We'll Lay Next To Each Other And Trace Nasty Shapes In My Man Nectar On Your Face With Our Fingers, While Our Hearts Pound In Ecstasy! And That's Just The First Time We Make Love!

Are You Wet Yet!!??

Do You Want To Know What We Do In The Shower?

Max ;O)


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